Formula Oppo: The Keiser Beer Grand Prix of Australia

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 06/18/2015 at 14:19 • Filed to: FO

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Welcome to the 8 th round of !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , where we’re keeping it brief while wearing our briefs for this round. Seriously, no bull shit this time. Just ignore the giant bull.

Previous shit can be found here.

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Big questions this time. Who spent their tokens? Who upgraded their chassis? Will Nico take out Lewis again? Will more stuff happen? Will Hulkenburg carry his Le Mans victory to an F1 victory?

The drivers:

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Nico Rosberg- Mercedes

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Daniil Kvyat- Red Bull

Felipe Massa- Williams

Valtteri Bottas- Williams

Sebastian Vettel- Ferrari

Kimi Raikkonen- Ferrai

Kevin Magnussen Fernando Alonso- McLaren

Jenson Button- McLaren

Nico Hulkenberg- Force India

Sergio Perez- Force India

The Wee Baby Max Verstappen- Torro Rosso

Carlos Sainz, Jr.- Torro Rosso

Pastor Maldonado- Lotus

Romain Grosjean- Lotus

Felipe Nasr- Sauber

Marcus Ericsson- Sauber

Will Stevens- Manor

Roberto Merhi- Manor

My picks?

Q. Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Kimi Raikkonen

Curse: No curse of the beer shits

The rest of you have until Q1 to make your picks, or no roll in the hay for you!

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/15/2015 at 20:19

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Q Hamilton

1 Hamilton

2 Raikkonen

3 Vettel

Hot Takes Salesman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/15/2015 at 20:25

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Q: Hammertime

1: Hamilton

2: Vettel

3: Rosberg

Alex Zapata > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/15/2015 at 20:58

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Q: Hamilton

1: Hamilton

2: Vettel

3: Rosbert

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/15/2015 at 21:47

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QHamilton

1 Hamilton

2 Rosberg

3

Raikkonen

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/16/2015 at 13:27

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Q HAM

1 HAM

2 ROS

3 VET

BeaterGT > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/16/2015 at 16:44

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Q Rosberg

1 Rosberg

2 Vettel

3 Massa

Mwahahah no Hamilton on podium

Hoccy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/16/2015 at 16:47

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Q: Hamilton
1. Rosberg
2. Bottas
3. Vettel
C: Ericsson

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/16/2015 at 16:48

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Q. Rosberg

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Raikkonen

505Turbeaux > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/16/2015 at 16:50

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RTeeJay > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/16/2015 at 17:03

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

Was there a debrief after Canada? I must have missed the standings

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/16/2015 at 17:10

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Q: Hammertime

1: Hamilton

2: Vettel

3: Rosberg

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > RTeeJay 06/16/2015 at 17:14

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There was not, but here's the standings.

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/16/2015 at 17:29

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Q. Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Kimi Raikkonen

RTeeJay > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/16/2015 at 18:27

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Thanks!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > RTeeJay 06/16/2015 at 19:31

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No problem

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/17/2015 at 01:26

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9 corners. NINE. I know Monza has lesser turns (counting out the chicanes), but really, dawg, even Nelson Ledges is longer than this.

It’d be fun to do a 1000km race here.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/17/2015 at 06:19

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Q. Ham

1. Ham

2. Vet

3. Ros

curse. Maldonado

StingrayJake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/17/2015 at 13:44

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

StingrayJake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/17/2015 at 13:45

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Your Canada points column is listed as Monaco

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > StingrayJake 06/17/2015 at 13:49

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Fixed

whoarder is tellurium > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/18/2015 at 14:23

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Hamilton

3. Hamilton

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/18/2015 at 14:28

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Q - Hamilton

1 - Hamilton

2 - Rosberg

3 - Seb

Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/18/2015 at 14:40

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

Agrajag > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/18/2015 at 15:35

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Q. Rosberg

1. Rosberg

2. Vettel

3. Hamilton

Bandit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/19/2015 at 09:53

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1. Ham

2. Ros

3. Vet

Q. Ham

TxBrumski > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/19/2015 at 10:03

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Q. Massa (WHA?!?! yes.)

1. Rosberg

2. Massa

3. Hamilton

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/19/2015 at 11:09

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Q. HAM

1. HAM

2. ROS

3. VET

JEM > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/19/2015 at 14:59

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Keep forgetting to make my picks for these, been a busy spring but here goes:

Q. Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Kimi Raikkonen

KnowsAboutCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/19/2015 at 16:03

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Räikkönen

3. Rosberg

Gizmo - The Only Good Gremlin, but don't feed me after Midnight > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/19/2015 at 16:43

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Q. Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Kimi Raikkonen

jariten1781 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/19/2015 at 17:33

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Q: Hamilton

1: Hamilton

2: Rosberg

3: Vettel

PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/19/2015 at 21:31

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

No Curse

Best of luck to Daniel Ricciardo at his home GP! (lol)

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/20/2015 at 01:10

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Q Rosberg

1 Rosberg

2 Hamilton

3 Kimi

Gated Manual > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/20/2015 at 02:02

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Q. HAM

1. HAM

2. VET

3. ROS

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/20/2015 at 02:55

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Q Hamilton

1 Hamilton

2 Rosberg

3 Vettel

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/20/2015 at 05:38

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Q: Vettel

1. Vettel (Oh, this better work)

2. Hamilton (Oh, this better work)

3. Raikkonen (Oh, this better work)

Fuck cursing.

LongbowMkII > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/20/2015 at 10:27

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May be late:

Q- Ham

1-Ham

2 Vet

3 Ros

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > LongbowMkII 06/20/2015 at 10:28

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It is late, I’m sorry.

LongbowMkII > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/20/2015 at 10:29

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curses. missed it this week. That means all my predictions will be 100% correct.

pirates-ecu > Wheelerguy 06/22/2015 at 01:32

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ouch

StingrayJake > pirates-ecu 06/22/2015 at 10:01

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Looks like you’ll make a jump to the top of the standings. Nice call.

pirates-ecu > StingrayJake 06/22/2015 at 19:00

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except Ferrari tried to kill Kimi and alonso in one shot. Thanks though. I was pretty happy when i scrolled through and saw i was the only one with 1,2. I usually take ham sandwich but i just didnt feel it this week. His practice times were just not consitant.

That pit exit penalty was some garbage.

I still wonder what the fuck alonso was doing on the left of kimi. He would have had to go 4 off to make that pass stick.

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/22/2015 at 19:02

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Can a brother get a spreadsheet link?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > pirates-ecu 06/22/2015 at 19:13

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Haven’t updated it yet. Will do soon.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > pirates-ecu 06/22/2015 at 19:47

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Hopefully this works

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/22/2015 at 20:17

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That just made my day.... May the angry gold troll stay always on my desk. I will finally post pictures of him...

Fuck it ill do it tonight. Stay tuned for all his gold greatness.